In these trying times, we need a real man with true family values to lead this nation. One that can make America gay, err, great again. Luckily there’s a new candidate that trumps all the others and has all the big poles rising…unless a torrid sex scandal makes him go down. Show America you want Cauke for President!

In these trying times, we need a real man with true family values to lead this nation. One that can make America gay, err, great again. Luckily there’s a new candidate that trumps all the others and has all the big poles rising…unless a torrid sex scandal makes him go down. Show America you want Cauke for President!